I stuck it in and pulled it out
Did she like it?
She giggled?
She liked it
The worst thing that has ever happened to me happened today. I was taking donations at goodwill and someone donated a clearly used vibrator
She stopped mid-blowjob to introduce herself to us
We need somewhere to take these girls. Otherwise it's a orgy in the Mazda.
I'm not sure...it could be the pasta I ate from her sink, the dominoes, or just the alcohol. Or a wicked combination of all 3.
Uhh, there's a legit bruise on my boob.. Again how does he manage this
he's home with a concussion now...but apparently i'm still the highlight of his freshman year
We turned on "find my friends" and watched her progress. Got concerned when she didn't move for an hour on Adelaide, turned out a booty call was made, then she went back to the bars.
Ok get your liver ready for the weekend. Harry Potter Drinking Game Marathon is a go. BYO liquor of choice, rule cards at the door. I wanna see some Hagrid level drinking out of you, Muggle.
i rearranged my furniture so i could masturbate in the sun. how's that for spring cleaning?
So I woke up really sad and then I looked in the cabinet and there was weed and now I'm not sad anymore
My aunt just dropped me off at the bar, handed me $50 and told me she'd pick me up later if I needed her to. I should've gotten my license suspended a long ass time ago lol
Woke up at my x's house. He said I talked about how much I love panda's for fourty five minutes. Then made him watch The Little Mermaid with me. Made the walk of shame infront of his mom. Things can only really go up from here.
Wait till you get home.
Potholders are an underrated garment. Especially naked.
Dude I woke up with a handprint shaped bruise on my ass, a pong ball in my cleavage, and somebody else's gold chain around my neck. Who's house am I in?
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