I just saw a guy masturbating vigorously at the bus stop across from del taco at 2:30am...im pretty sure he wasn't even homeless
You don't give head? I'm offended and I don't even have a cock...
Well, let's be honest here. You're dealing with gay guys... EVERYTHING has an emotional attachment.
Update: I just puked into a sock. It was the only thing available at the time. Why I happened to be holding a sock, we may never know.
Hickies on top of my hickies. I need a leash and/or a positive female role model
Lesson learned the hard way. If it's a "no" on a dating site, it's also a no if you ever run into the person anyplace in public. It's a slap if you mention wanting to poke.
spring break - time to see if my two week detoxing gave my liver a chance to recover.
I can't relate, I like my boobs roaming free like a wild animal, and I occasionally let them devour small children
Well five day drinking adventure in appreciation of cinco de drinko under the belt, great way to start may
Dude I just saw a beer truck w taps in the side... It's like god heard my prayers and sent me a gift from heaven
Sorry for face planting onto the table with all our alcohol on it
I keeping finding meatballs in random places
Something tells me tonight will end with me wearing my pants on my head again.
I ended up sleeping on a park bench. Never using Tinder again.
I lost my cyber virginity to a guy I barely knew in high school while a Togepi Plushie watched.
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