gavin joseph was born around 1 oclock 9lbs 12oz... over 21 inches long
Thats what she said
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Sweater Vest, Chin Strap, Beard, sporting a white Beret- Please don't ever let me be THAT guy.
I'm drinking early times at a fridays on wednesday night. This entire bar is going to see my dick by last call.
Is it bad that when I see babies I feel bad for them because its going to be forever until they are 21?
You paid the taxi driver with a comb last night.
She just invited me to drunkenly make out on the kitchen floor again.....
of course! give me a few hours to recover from chugging a 4loko out of a frisbee, and it will be rage time yet again
This teachers last name is pfister and she did the fisting motion to help explain how to pronounce her name. This class might be good
YOU CAN'T JUST DO COKE AND THEN CALM DOWN
Oh okay. That's fine. I'll buy us both dinner when you bail me out
It's a post jail date
She asked what it would take for you to fuck her. You drunkenly mumbled, "pepperoni pizza" and then got in the cab by yourself. You were smiling too. It was weird.
How's my sex life is me mastubating next to her dog. that's how it's going.
I’m a coke loving, addy selling, pot smoking CRIMINOLOGY major. If there isn't irony in that I give up.
He's finally divorcing her, so naturally he tells me that we're not exclusive anymore. His penis 'wants what it wants' apparently.
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