:( I'm sorry!!!
sexual favors sorry?
absolutely not
the new term for farting is butt boxing.
All I seem to do lately is get myself off, take naked pictures and drink beer. I don't know if thats a good or bad thing.
life just isnt the same w/o real world cancun
You need 4-7 business day to recover from a fingering like that.
Discovered a freckle on my clitoris. What have you done today?
I'm seriously considering refraining from drinking on school nights.
I like how you say that with 4 school days left of the school year..
he just kept repeating "those were some pretty nipple-y tits" over and over the rest of the night
I called him a "Beautiful Bastard" with "Beautiful Bastard Hair". That is how you pick up a guy from Denmark.
Only real friends lend their restraints to engagedfriends to fool around with married strangers.
You took off your shirt and pulled out a bottle of cherry uv and a slushee. That's when I knew you came to party
There's a lady rapping at me about making healthy food choices. She lives in a refrigerator. This is not okay with me
Is it weird that my mother is taking body shots off my gf after meeting once?
Is it sad that I just pissed sitting down so I didn't have to stop eating doritos?
Some nights you do cocaine till 5:00 in the morning, and the next night you teach yourself how to crochet. It’s called balance.
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