Yes. UR adorable in a weird way.
Black thong, sheer white shorts not a professional look. This chick has no idea what sunlight makes her outfit look like.
just saw a guy throwing up in the urinal at Dennys. Either he had one hell of last night or we are going to eat somewhere else
its freezing days like this when i seriously consider littering to speed up the global warming processes.
Highlight of the day: realizing the man in the car next to mine was getting road head... at 2:45pm... nicely done sir, nicely done.
you could never motorboat her...you'd have to motor-titanic her
how many americans can say they have been laid before eating their first big mac?
my shower just felt like jesus cried on me. like he shed tears just for my shower.
You made her yell her own name while you were fucking so that you would remember it in the morning.
Shit. She's still hooking up with some random in the doorway. How do I get out of here?
Well hurry! Everybody is already at McDonalds.
I'm free! Didnt realize how easy it was to crawl out the window.
She invited me to Bikini Yoga with her friends. Sounds promising.
I'm in love. Her name is Jamie. She's beautiful. She punched me in the face.
She told us she had powers and that eating tree bark cures the shits.
you said you didn't feel like drinking anymore so you mixed vodka with your applesauce and ate it
I admire the fact that you replicated my apartment on the roof but I would appreciate it more if you would move all my stuff off the roof and back into my apartment.
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