so chris just stuck his hand between rachel's legs and yelled 'TROUT!' and we were like...you're wasted
Come on the kid is gayer than me
Like the straightest thing he could do right now is take it up the butt
hahhahahha. mid doggie-style, i faked an asthma attack. the sex was that bad
What's your middle initial? I need it for the census. I put us down as "unmarried partners."
Oh my god... you're gay. Ps, its A.
No no. According to the 2010 US Census, we're gay.
I walked up to a girl in a bar, and all I was capable of doing was taking my beer and bumping it up to hers. While doing so, all I could say was "Bud Light". She walked away.
okay, I promise to stop paying strippers to hit you
We all told you to throw up but you just stuck your head in the toilet and screamed..
Going out so taking the 2nd 1/2 of beer w/ me ont'tube in a Pringles tube. I give money to people on the street that have more self respect.
Just finished two pages in like 20-30 mins bitches SHWAMP DRUNK LIBRARY SHWAMP
Apparently coming home smelling like I took a bath in beer is frowned upon in this household. I'm so glad I don't actually live here.
There is a midget driving a powered tricycle around town. I am not drunk, stoned, or lying.
Apparently she almost had an affair at Outback Steakhouse, details to follow when I get home but the apple really doesn't fall far from the tree
He literally lured me in the house with his cat then we ended up fucking on the living room couch while the cat just sat there and watched
Its a good night when you make $200 and didn't have to see any balls
I swear if you help me with this I will eat you out and buy you all the Taco Bell you want.
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