She is singing the swedish chef song and throwing utensils. I love this place
Dude it started out with let's find some food and ended up with me getting a needle in the face
why does he always try to puke into shot glasses
Drink a bottle I wine by yourself? Treat yo self
Oh I will totally be your beard, but on one condition I get to watch you and your boy friend have sex.
The cleaning lady has moved my vibrator twice now so I would say I'm pretty ready to move out.
And I made some girl take out the trash, load and unload the dishwasher, swifter, and clean the counters. So don't act like I don't do anything.
Never in my life did I think i would give a blow job in the bathroom of my old elementary school. Twice.
I understand why animals eat their young in the wild after watching your kid this afternoon
Great news. I WILL BE FUCKING IN A BOUNCY HOUSE TOMORROW.
so this maintenance guy stood at the corner of my cubical and scratched his balls for like a full minute cause he thought no one could see him
Currently having to re-watch episodes of Lost that I've only partially seen because you distracted me with your vagina
Did he at least walk u home
He offered. I dont like that shit. I want his dick not his presence on my walk home
If he flies out here I will sleep with him. I have morals, but not when it comes to southern accents
all my friends are getting married and here i am in a committed relationship with rum
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