What you up to?
Having coffee. Getting eyefucked. Eyefucking.
Full throttle
Some guys are relationship guys. Not our niche.
she said i have a nice penis, i told her only bob saget and god could judge that.
What can I expect? While all of my friends are getting married, all of his friends are tripping on robitussin
pray for me tomorrow cause I have a midterm that I've mostly studied for by watching Bill Nye episodes on the subject...
is this the sara with the beer cane?
i feel like his penis is a security blanet. i cant fall asleep unless its in my hand
He is offering to pay me back by sending me a dick pic.
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My thoughts exactly.
I just ran up four flights of stairs in heels, im getting an orgasm tonite.
Can you send me a picture of you not naked, my mom wants to see what you look like
If you're wearing dry underwear your day is already better than mine.
Does it make me immature that I debated going to this baby shower stoned, or am I normal as shit and everyone our age are having babies too young?
I feel like there is something fundamentally wrong with me as a woman. My initial text to you was "What's up, fuck bucket?"
I last recall trying to play piano and asking justin for drugs. I would like to think I then gracefully laid down on the couch and shut my eyes like a sleeping kitten.
I just saw the co founder of Waffle House passed away Friday. Are you okay?
That's about the same time my life started falling apart... Coincidence?!?!? I think NOT!!!
Let's just say when I woke up I was still drunk. My hangover hit me around noon so I chilled w my dad and took a bath and shower at the same time. You just can't do that at college
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