enterprise is going to pick me up, im too high for this
Goodbye hot boy in my geo class...goodbye my lover, goodbye my friend. you have been the one, you have been the reason I came to claassss
just looked up how to break up with someone nicely on google. glad to know im not the only one who looks up this shit.
While I was banging her, her cell rang. She checked to see who it was, answered it, and moaned, "I'm dumping you."
Apparently the cops have a video of me singing bob seger "Night moves".
No. I do not want to discuss your lesbian tendencies with my sister.
She still started it.
So are you still down for me to come stay with you and just have sex on vicodin all weekend?
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Please be advised that because of last year's "incident" we will no be starting St. Pat's day with spicy breakfast burritos and car bombs. Please plan accordingly.
They conduct scientific research memoirs about what sort of shit happened last night after I ate those cookies.
Heres a quick tip! When getting black out head from your girlfriend dont come to and say "wait... wheres my girlfriend"
He's the conductor of the struggle bus
I RODE THAT FINE PIECE OF STRUGGLE BUS
id one day like to live in a world full of emotionless and wonderfully fullfilling sex...
Now all I want to do is stay up, drink wine, and look at dragons.
You came out in nothing but lingerie and a Jedi robe claiming you needed more of those baby hot dog things or you were gonna go all Sith on us
Dude, I just feel great. I love life so much and I love you. Love. Love. So much love.
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