yeah worst sex in my life. plus i think her little brother was in the room.
Sooo sorry about that. And crying. And comparing my life to a duck
well my dad not being home definitely made it less awkward to walk in carrying the bra I left wearing.
Is there a technical name for reverse cowgirl? I'm trying to maintain a little dignity with my mother here
Check out this gay circle: I've now hooked up with my ex-boyfriend, my ex's ex-boyfriend, my ex's ex-boyfriend's ex-boyfriend, and most recently my ex's ex-boyfriend's ex-boyfriend's ex-fling.
If anyone could figure out how to pee on someone's soul, it would be you.
You always know what to say to make me feel better.
If I EVER wake up with two black eyes again you better come up with a better story than trying to see how many punches I could take.
Judge me all you want, but while you are stuck at home eating Ramen and tap water, I will be dining with some guy who, although might be the same age as my father, is filthy rich.
He said I kept trying to give him directions back to my house in Rhode Island, and that I started crying when he told me I live in Phoenix.
The bartender charged us for drinks. Life is different.
The salesman at the smoke shop just told me my hair is glorious...
You don't have to have sex with both if us but I would like a little positive fucking regard.
Just to clarify, i'm coming over for tacos not a threesome
Want a bet? I'm a kinky and determined motherfucker with a libido that is not easily stopped
Can I send you a random dick pic? It's got a lightsaber tattoo
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