Well you will be happy to know that aaron carter hit on me
Is this a definitive no? All is forlorn? Such is fine, but i'm drunk and a sucker for concrete answers
just got pizza delivered to the hot tub. its easier than i thought to be this lazy
I found the pot of gold last night, and it was full of bad decisions.
dude she was givin me head and stops and looks up at me and tells me she loves me, then goes ''alright now cum in my mouth''.... pretty sure shes the one
There's a big hole in the wall at the dining hall. I hope we didn't do
But it's not about our feelings, it's about making the men we sleep with feel awful about their lives
Some rando is vomiting profusely into the garden outside the employee entrance. Where are you when things like this happen to me?
Vomiting outside the employee entrance
It's okay. My lingerie drawer is skanky enough for the two of us. Even across borders.
We ended up at a lesbian bar and all my co-workers tried to get me laid. This is not how I envisioned coming out.
I came in shy and timid. By the end of the night I hulked out broke two lamps, their coffee table, some plates, and still had sex.
What is the proper Father's Day protocol when you're sleeping with a guy who has kids?
I just chased my hot mailman down the street to ask him out and now I am 98% positive he gave me a fake number.
The guy I hooked up with two weeks ago just friended me on Venmo, I honestly won't be mad if he pays me for the sex
I just don't understand why your parents aren't supporting your dreams of being a medieval weapon smith.
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