I just watched Juno. I kind of wish I was in highschool and pregnant
He's a fan of Alicia Keys on Facebook. It doesn't NEED to say 'interested in men'.
there's a guy on campus handing out business cards. you pay him to see if your girlfriend will cheat. the company name is "tying up loose ends"
We all have a cross to bear. Yours just happens to be attracting gay men.
The 30 seconds of sex was almost worth it...I mean he did smoke me out and watched the princess and the frog with me
Thinking about fake proposing to my gf just so the middle aged women next to us will buy us drinks
My fuck buddy took time out of his date with his girlfriend to text me happy Valentines Day.
i feel this will be the best possible way to start a friendship. By breaking into his house.
You know how the doctor said I need to stop being vegan unless I find a way to get more protein? There's protein in beer. The doctor wants me to drink more beer.
This tiny Canadian guy just tipped me $20, a piece of gum, and a joint. I wasn't working. He literally tipped me for talking to him.
He told me we were going to a cabin. It's just logs and a tarp made into walls. This night can go either way at this point.
I may or may not have just hot boxed a backhoe on the construction site of a police station that's being rebuilt..
Dude. My tinder just blew up in Seattle. I'm moving here. I don't give a fuck
Damn you are the highwater mark of the naked women in my life. Like idk what lined up but yeah.
how do you feel about japanese?
I would eat half a street meat hotdog I found on the sidewalk, I'm good with anything.
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