K got coke dick during a threesome with two strippers. Say no to drugs.
Awesome. Ask her out.
Nope. She's got a detail of ed hardy security around her.
i wonder how he feels talking to my mother about jesus with a condom on his dick
Thank you for leaving pool of vagina on my girlfriends carpet.
I need to find out who his wife is so I can fuck her before he gets to mine.
According to last night if you on the sidewalk at 12 a|m\nYour a WHORE !
How many times a week can a couple have a threesome with the same guy before it becomes some sort of 3-way relationship?
There's a lady here with a big bag of dildos. I'm not sure that's appropriate bar baggage but, I like her style
I walked into the bathroom of the hotel and she's in the bath tub with a guy she met a day ago. They were sharing a shrimp cocktail platter and shot gunning bud lights. Oh and it was noon.
He wanted to drink hypnotic from my butt crack. I need to move out this state.
Please tell me you aren't concussed from dancing on the stripper pole
my mom asked if I found my Easter basket. it's 1PM & I got home an hour ago from last night. if I'm looking for anything, it's my dignity.
When you wake up on the bus on 139th but you're staying at 6th
133 to go
Ya can’t just go throwing accusations around about someone pooping their pants without some hard evidence
Come cuddle! I'll be passed out somewhere in the library. It'll be like a scavenger hunt!
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