Cuntadactyl. (n). A pre-historic dinosaur of Mandy-like features that is primarily identified by it's inability to play well with others and overall C-word demeanor. Physically, an unfortunate appearance.
I feel like I'm back in highscool trying to hide my erections at work
Took an aderol, wrote a differential equation for solving volume of flow of a rectangular channel with change in depth, then masturbated for the 6th time.
I'm in the laundromat a drunk armenian guy keeps trying to help me fold my laundry. Ah i'm going to miss queens.
She got mad when I told her I'd bone her mom. She got MORE mad when her mom heard, and was flattered by it. Proud to say I attract MILFS.
Well hello freshman 15, didn't see you there until I tried on last years summer clothes.
we need a dd. For wednesday. At lunch. What are we doing with our lives?
succeeding
Nothing says I have a hang over like telling your boss to "eat your shit"
Yeah, but there's no serving sizes for dick.
There's a knife in my toilet. And I meant to ask you last night if you got a hair cut?
Most senic walk of shame ever. This is why you go to school in Hawaii.
It's like rock paper scissors. Cold showers and smoking beat hangovers.
I feel like parents watching our children. You want to step in and help them but you just have to let them make their mistakes
there's crying, and people are upset, and there's a love triangle, and a broken heart, and so much estrogen
I made him fuck me while wearing a Thor helmat from Walmart. Geek sex is the best sex
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