Is it necrophilia if we're both dead?
dude..why do i always have to pick up the kitty litter after you drink?
yeah worst sex in my life. plus i think her little brother was in the room.
Good cause the way I see it, we are down to DAYS left of college so we should have as much naked fun as possible. And Jenga really facilitates that.
Jerry just sent me this: IOR GHIT ALL THE BUTTIB. Go get him. Now.
as he pulled out he yelled "no kids!" and then passed out on top of me
she brought my homemade cookies with condoms taped to the box... im in love
I can only take thier stupid "I think beauty school is for me" routine so long until I have to bitch slap them with some knowledge
I would have dumped her already but between the 4 hr bjs and our shared love of enjoying thirsty Thursday naked while watching basketball I'd say its the best shot at love ill ever have
so I guess I made a note in my phone last night to remind myself not to do shrooms on the cruise ship
A guy in a gorilla mask got blown on the lawn. And then the night got weird.
I JUST GOT WOKEN UP TO HIM PISSING ON ME SAYING "IT HAS TO HAVE WATER TO GO TO THE BATHROOM" AND AFTER HE FINISHED HE DIDNT REMEMBER DOING IT
I lost my voice. So I'm going to pretend I'm Ariel with legs today.
FUCK WHALES
Did u guys seriously make a betting pool on when im going to get pregnant???
Yep, wanna bid?
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