I'm fucking your sister right now.
You motherfucker
She's next.
Well, shes famous, an alcoholic, hillarious, and has big boobs.... Pretty much my only aspirations in life.
just prayed to lady gaga in hopes it will help me pass my fashion merchandising final...what is my life?
I don't remember anything but yelling at the ref in Spanish.
My roommate made me go home after I mooed at fat girls at the gas station.
Its time to go balls to the wall to get any good D during these last few weeks of college.
Id have to say flaming beer pong was a royal success.
there's a photo set of like seven dicks covered in glitter....i don't know what to do
There is nothing quite so pathetic as sitting in bed in your underwear eating easy mac in complete silence, waiting for Netflix to load
At least I made out with him before he made out with that dog...
I sense lesbianism
That's a weird power
2016 was supposed to be my year of being a ho, but I guess 2017 might be too.
Is it weird to invite your FWB to thanksgiving dinner??
You chose shitty college football over this pussy and my cute little mouth. That's your fault.
Is it wrong to want to use the Dark Web to buy Vyvance for legitimate purposes?
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