so i did it. i barked while i was ejaculating. not a word was said by either of us afterwards.
so how much did i say i owed you?
$5 and a new fuck buddy.
Oh i forgot. I hit on a mentally challenged girl too.
The second he texted me with "*dry humps you!*" I knew any relationship we might have had was over.
Nothing good has ever or will ever come from 50 cent beers at the bowling alley..
There are about 5 pictures of my dog taking a dump on my camera and 20 of Brandon taking one for "comparison" reasons.
I SWALLOWED her nuva ring. Please tell me how your night could have been worse.
im not 100% but im pretty sure at some point i was rubbing ur bf's beard telling him how magnificient i thought it was
I sent him a naked picture of me with the caption "I lost at beer pong, this was a dare. Hope your nights going as good as mine" I've never talked to him in my life, this is a strange way to start.
Can we please start going to the gym before I accidentally kill someone via explosive fat girl pants button accident
Exactly. Stay back and unsubscribe from her
We're not piercing ourselves today.
I told my coworker that I'm going to a dinner party and was asked to bring wine and pregnancy tests and he was like.. I miss being 20
IDK MAYBE BC I WOKE UP IN AN AIRPORT WITH A ONE WAY TICKET TO LONDON
Im riding the bus with beer in one hand and chapagne in the other. I love weddings.
i should probably stop doing things just because i think they’re funny. i’m not going to.
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