I mean, she is a dancer for the Suns. If I didnt fuck her that would just be bad team spirit.
We'll cross that bridge when we come to it... Or burn it. Either way we'll deal with it later
I remember your 21st ending with me driving you home while you insisted making bicycle signals out the car window.
Apparently she was filling Miller Lite bottles with water because I refused to be seen drinking water in a bar
just run out there and shit all over the driveway when he comes.. and then point at him
I woke up at 3am, my head in a toilet, still at the kegger, wearing a random cowboy hat.
Oh if we have sex in public no one will frown upon it. They will stand and cheer for it
I'm trying to seductively eat these M&M's to let her know its on
You slid down the wall and got into the fetal position. He was definitely judging... I was judging....
Do you deliver to the black dark pit where I am? I think it's called.... The toilet? Right next to hell...
Dude I woke up and he was pissing in the corner on his clothes... I called his name an he replied " I got this" and continued.
My boss followed me on Twitter. Excuse me while I delete 90% of my tweets
Also you can't just sext a Michelle quote from Full House.
We are bad people. This is why we are friends. <3
we decided to take the jello everclear shot at the party...didnt think it tasted any different....o dear god...the regret..
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