Don't forget I'm 20 now
I liked you more when you were 19
You'll put your fingers inside me but you won't be my FB friend?
I just encouraged Kelsey to make out with some guy for beer so I could take one, does this make me a pimp?
By definition I think it does.
So this is what it feels like to be all that is man.
Only at my house do scrabble games turn into fist fights. I won though... the fight not the board game.
i wonder if detective benson from law and order takes those handcuffs home. i bet she does.
the entire lecture hall sighed when the prof announced that there will be an exam on 4/20
Just used your umbrella as a puke sheild. Thanks man.
The coffee from our coffee maker just hasn't tasted normal since we made Mac n cheese in it that one time....
I have two stamps on my hand....ones from the bar and one is from an aquarium...care to explain?
Security said no more parties of this kind. To me that translates to Theme party this weekend.
no. 1 rule of bromania: no females
Watch out, there's a giant vagina in the quad running around screaming at people.
She asked for references to decide whether she wanted to have sex with me. And she was serious.
I don't know which I need first...a shower or a confessional.
its as if im in a choose your own adventure book. except im not the reader and someone else is choosing my fate...one awesome decision at a time.
Randomize
