Did you fuck her?
If by "fuck her" you mean "threw up on her shoes," then yes, I achieved that.
see if i had a dick i'd definitely smack people in the face with it
Apparently I had an idea for a cooking show and then proceeded to throw cookies at people.
She suggested that I come visit her in Europe and hook up with the heteroflexible Korean who sits next to her in class. Polylove is the best love.
He corrected my use of grammar... I think we both know that means i have to sleep with him
She's working this semester. Her dad saw he was listed as 'the atm' on her phone and cut off tuition for three months.
My pants are like a grocery bag containing ONLY jelly beans right now.
His encouragement of my recreational drug use is the backbone of our nonrelationship. That, and rough animal sex and loud music.
He is getting no nudes from me. I don't even care if I'm losing his legal advice.
I realize ur driving andwont read this til u stop, but I'm sleeping in the bed of the pickup. Please don't hit a deer.
Fun fact: I came home from the riverboat without my panties. And woke up with a different pair on.
Hi. I have frying pans taped to my feet. I achave to go the hospital, theyre on pretty tight. Can't feel legs bring me juice
i'd like to schedule a penis for 4pm please.
3 hour lecture of my biology teacher talking about isotopes and space shuttles. I'm way too high for this.
He just looks like he'd be good in bed. He looks like he has a lot of anger built up in him and all I'm saying is that if he took out on my vagina I'm cool with that
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