The answer is no. Its an illegal search n seizure!
Call me Kermit cause I'm about to go piggin
Can I have the boy from 16 and pregnant's next baby???
I got a black eye last night. This guy said for every 35 pounds you lose you gain an inch to your dick. I asked him how long he has been peeing sitting down.
never thought i'd see a ''climb of shame'' until she came down from the attic in front of the whole party..
a commercial for my antidepressant came on and they said you shouldn't take if if you drink right as i took a shot
god is laughing at you again
is facebook stalking your hot therapist socially acceptable?
Fuck. That. I'm gonna get drunker and make them regret they EVER put me at the kids table. I'm a MAN.
I'm pretty sure blacking out is a coping mechanism.
Currently siting in the living room naked, staring at one of the girls across the street in her living room naked. This is like the most intense starting contest of all time.
Because I was drunk or stoned for 4 days. I either made terrible decisions or none at all.
By the way, just opened the browser on my phone for the first time today... And it was it the "images" section of "who invented ass fucking"
So thanks for that
When I am this hungover I become increasingly grateful for having my own private office
we had sex while we waited for the thai food... a which will come first type of situation
I need to stop being so honest when I'm drunk. I got proposed to by a stranger again last night. It's not my fault that I would be perfectly ok making sandwiches and giving blow jobs for the rest of my life.
Randomize
