Bristol Palin says: Remember to use protection
I'm so over stopping myself from talking about my sexual experiences in front of children.
we are driving next to a guy driving and masturbating while looking at a naked magazine. I love LA
He's a cat fanatic .. That was not in the fine print when we started fucking
I recorded his orgasm, set it as his ringtone, and called him while they were singing happy birthday to his mom. Yeah, revenge is sweet.
The shit I just took was four, very distinct colors. Jager night was a success
I may have played more drinking games with my family this last week than all of freshman year...
the cops accepted 42 wallaby way Sydney. and the cops, and cab driver accepted the new address. please tell the win i am experiencing
Is this a drinking picnic?
Is there another kind?
Pounded a bottle of Moscato in my underwear while watching Pretty Little Liars...am I really gonna be 30 next year?
The appetizer at the dinner I went to tonight was Klonopin and a Bloody Mary.
So... I may have accidentally just sat on a strip of a home waxing kit.. naked... Assistance is definitely needed....
So much for no-infidelity-fridays....
I hit an all time low we ran out of coke and I met up with my dealer at 8 in the morning for a re-up. great customer service though.
I've seen too many naked penises for this to be a normal Monday morning
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