Your girlfriend is a south jersey whore
: south campus drug res life name erik. Love, tran
the nurse was shocked when I handed her a cup of green piss. what did she expect giving me a drug test on st. patty's day?
After waking up today, I would like to find the Jesus preachers on campus to ask for help in asking for forgiveness to God.
At my internship. I get drug tested tmr at 2
Are they going to pay you for the one day you worked?
This is one of those situations that make me think to myself "what life decision did I make to get here"
Every time a song comes on I get sad if glee has not a cover of it
I feel like an ass. I'm not blacking out ever again. I want to clean your feet for a year. Just like Jesus did.
Listen to my proposal.... I feed you crackers while I fuck you ever so gently.
I never turn down an adventure. My life is like a sexual Lord of the Rings.
Now I just sit back and wait to give ass birth to pure evil.
Well, i'm not hugging a bag of cheetos and crying while I watch Friends wishing that we were Ross and Rachel. So clearly I'might doing better than last night.
Who cares if he’s younger, he’s hung like a moose. Your vagina will never forgive you if you pass on that dick
According to the rule of quantum porn mechanics, the mere thought of something kinky causes it to exist. So out there, somewhere, there is already riddler/smurf porn...
Not going to make it tonight. Some cougar at the bar just told me she has dibs on my dick.
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