discovery: the myth about swedish girls giving good head? not a myth.
Come in. Grab a controller and a beer. We've got some Madden to beat.
You're the best girlfriend ever.
I just made $100 from people paying me not to get naked at the party... I need those P90X dvds
why is pumping your own stomach in your searches on youtube?
Of course my walk of shame coincided with the alumni marathon on campus. But, I did get a thumbs up from the woman handing out water.
My grandma had to be escorted out by police.
Dude she looks like a female richard gere plus 400 pounds.
spotted: something called the tunnel of opression. i feel like if we patricipated we wouldnt even be phased or we could run it better than them
When I said tequila slammers would be the death of me, I didn't intend it to be today. Oh god.
I'll be honest, I too would punch the 21 year old version of myself in the face, and then have rough sex with him.
Aint no party like a Broke College Girls Eating Stuffed Crust Pizza party
I smoked too much. I'm sitting on my balcony and I keep getting lost. Help me
Just fell out of the attic onto the garage floor. Okay but might go for an x ray. Smashed one of the kitchen drawers to bits.
Holy Shit Mom
Last time I went to flagstaff I threw up in my beard. I would very much like to recreate that moment.
DO IT!
I'm gonna have to start putting baby wipes and a change of pants in my bag. The amount of times I'm scared of shitting my pants in public is too high and I need the reassurance
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