dude. I'm so drunk.
pete, this is bryce's mom
I can't wait to have my cock in your ass
pete, this is still bryce's mom
no really all good couples have similar hair colors!
The Shake Weight not only toned my arms but significantly improved my hand job form and efficiency.
I still can't figure out why that's not in the commercial.
I'm going to fuck him so hard that his dick is going to fracture
Glad to see your being a lady about this
i like to finish this college football season knowing that not once have I had to masturbate to erin andrews
Do you think you can get drunk by standing in a tank of vodka if it is seeping into your skin?
Late night whataburger runs are great, except if you're the one that gets left black out drunk puking in the backyard drinking from the water hose
Side note... I would pay good money to have witnessed the reaction of onlookers as I sprinted down Armtiage with a 15 lb bag of peanuts under my arm
I gave them the 'I used to fuck your son' discount.
We watched game of thrones, broke up and I drove away blasting ridin solo while he dougied
JEREMY RENNER GOT DIVORCED. I STILL HAVE A CHANCE.
That was before I lit my hair on fire
He's UNCIRCUMCISED. And it curves. Two things I've never encountered in all my sluttiness and they're both on the hottest guy alive. :(
Where can I buy a stripper pole at midnight on a Sunday?
Are you rolling a joint while doing homework?
No, I am rolling a joint with my homework.
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