You know that restaurant that is like over by home depot?
That shitty one? I heard the food sucks there
It's my parent's restaurant
Do I need to let your sister outside to go pee or anything before I leave?
How can I look at her with a straight face when she has dry puke on her eye lid
in the middle of giving him head in the backseat of my car he taps me on the shoulder, opens the door, throws up three times and then proceeds to tell me how amazing i am.
I've hit an all time low I just sent a boob pict to fat Randall the one I gave a partial bj to a year a a half ago
Wait also totally unrelated but can horses sit down?
I just tried to picture one and I don't think they can cause I can't envision it
Not much, just taking another sorting hat quiz while waiting for this porno to finish buffering
his daughter has his phone and goesss ohhh boobies and shows me a picture of my own tits...
As soon as we had sex he stopped opening doors for me. That wasn't an exchange. Im still a god damn princess
I danced with a french guy who licked the sweat off my neck and poured a drink on me. Not gonna lie, that shit was refreshing
If you can't drink with the big boys, give up your beer and go back to the playpen
Take off your clothes and see if he wants to have sex, that's a good way to find out
I just need you to appreciate that this is the first time I've ever been cut off and it's at an airport bar in Philly before 1 o'clock in the afternoon.
My only contacts are booty calls or the club hockey team.
I got horny for like a second but the eggplant snapped me out of it
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