Totally saw a hot amputee. I think this is called character growth.
You dont ever try to use your dick as a power washer to get bits of poop of the toilet bowl?
i just heard Winston Churchill in auto-tune. thank you nerds.
is drinking for groundhog day legit?
well you blacked out on MLK day and we pregamed arbor day, so yes
all her text said was "asdfhdaufhudshfuds" and i knew that meant come over
Just saw a girl i'm pretty sure is simultaneously jailbait and a milf. I never want to leave mexico.
She came in to my room half naked at 3am asking me if I had seen the movie balls deep 7
Did you hook up with him before or after he shaved off half of his eyebrow?
I told her shower beers are even better when you have someone in there with you and she said she's been looking for a new drinking buddy. It's a goooooo
I wish they would just make alcoholic protein shakes already.
I would bite a mans dick off for a chocolate milk.
They are gonna stay together and get married and have 2 children before he wakes up and realizes that there is more to life than anal
So after the absinthe shots_____(fill in the blank area for me please)......
I came so hard my entire leg seized. Her blowjob gave me a Charlie horse.
Yo did you say we are blacking out saturday night and playing dodgeball?
Yeah for relay for life. Its for cancer
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