3 st and 6 ave. One dollar pitchers. Look out world.
Dibs on passing out in front of the toilet.
My roommate got wasted last night and went to the 24 hour Bally's Total Fitness at 3 A.M. He got back took his shirt off, made a protein shake, puked, asked me if he was almost as jacked as Ronnie Coleman then called ME gay before I could say anything and went to bed
I apparently tried to stop my spending of money by sealing the top of my wallet with gum
Hiding in the clothes rack at walmart like a 4 year old. Already scared 3 people. New fav weekend activity
I forget the details, but I'm told that I drunkenly stalked him around floor yelling obscure Jewish laws at him
It's not my fault you have a job and can't get drunk on Tuesday's. Don't take your frustrations out on me!
It wasn't good. I can tell by the way he fucks me he watched too much porn
We bought a pool from walmart at 2am...and to make matters even more white trash we headed to Applebee's for half off appetizers and corona-ritas
ARTHUR IS ON FUCKING NETFLIX THIS IS NOT A DRILL.
First week is awesome. Freshman girls prancing around everywhere like newborn baby deer looking for a dick to jump on
First night of sleeping in the same bed, and she farted on me. I immediately excused myself and went home. Don't know if we're still together. Will update you.
I'm over being sad. I'm now onto thinking about all the ways in which he is a total fuckwaste
I don't blame you. I made YouTube videos of me singing Rent songs then slept with a married couple. Fucking tequila.
Just saw a hotel with a bunch of mattresses in the parking lot. Made me think of you.
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