Her cum face looks like the large marge scene in pee-wees big adventure
Bought a water-proof vibrator. Rubber ducky is no longer the one that makes bathtime so much fun.
I'm 90% sure a girl here is wearing a bra strap as a headband.
Dude, we somehow need to leave discretely with the toilet brush.
her moans were so awkward that i kept asking "what" when she'd say my name...
Had to make a piece of abstract art. Your dick is in it
You are forgiven. I sent you a picture of a pumpkin man as a gesture of reconciliation.
he told her to call him "Frog Legs" and she still fucked him and not you.
Do you think if you have sex with a girl twin, her twin brother feels it to? Woke up at her house and they both have a look of disappointment on their faces.
I picked up a guy that night wearing a onesie. I kicked Xmas' ass
My boss stocked the communal fridge with Gatorade. It's like he wants me to come in hungover.
I just got a robo call from the Addiction Help Line. Not sure how to take that.
FYI telling a guy that you're glad his dick isn't big after giving him a bj, is NOT a compliment.
Yeah. 11 people shoved in a clown car for a 1 hour party. I'm too old for house parties.
She is beauty she is grace
she’s masturbsting in front of an open window while drunk af 9am
i thought you had class
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