Come back if u want to. I'll do some dirty shit to u mamacita.
I had a dream last night that I was the one that killed Biggie
Woke up to a denim duvet cover this morning... why r guys so tacky?
I have only been in this city 3 nights and there are already 4 bars I can never go back to again.
is it consensual if they're cheered on by a room filled with 30 people?
We had sex after spending two hours in the drunk tank. It was really deep and meaningful
you have no chance. her best friend is a human abstinence poster.
I have a cup of vodka in my bathroom with a straw in it. Yes, I am ready for this bikini wax.
$5 off purchases of eighths or more today only. Happy tax-free weekend. -Your consumer-minded pot dealer
Do you remember Kelly my alter personality? She talked like a man and would sing amazing grace?
I just slow jerked to the titanic theme song, i dont think theres enough alcohol in the state to get me over her tonight
I wish I'd realized he looked like Skrillex before I was already in the middle of fucking him...
It's hard picking what to wear when you know the plan is sex. Like can't I just wear my robe let's just simplify this.
He asked if I was alright. I said "Yeah, I'm just an incapacitated ball of orgasmic bliss right now."
You just wait. When you see me foam roll naked, you're going to lose your mind.
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