Is this going to be a big send off or a somber occasion? Just need to know if I should start drinking on the train or not.
Maybe if i eat something filling like whole wheat pasta it will make me less hungry for things like dick
New drinking game watching teenage mutant ninja turtles movie and drinking every time raphael says damn, someone says april or ms oneil, and shredder appears And every time we see a mustache
Jeremys mom is here. I gave her mad jello shots and now were griding. ima give it to her: ultimate payback for him fucking my gf.
This got awkward about two "Oh yeah"s ago.
you were saying "i am the vodka queen!" and then in a different voice replying to yourself "all hail the vodka queen! you are so beautiful!"
I feel like i got beat with a pillowcase full of tequila shots.
She has a facebook friends list called oops. theres 33 people in it. she said its all the guys she regrets fucking.
You actually went to class. Im eating dry cereal naked and watching bring it on.
I know you claim to have a large penis but I do not believe in what i cannot see. Sort of like god.
Because selling drugs to kids never goes out of business. We get older, they stay the same stupid.
She sneezed like 10 times, put her head down on the table and then laid down on their couch and fell asleep. In the middle of the dominoes game. I'll never understand why my dad continues to provide my mom wine.
He was lasting forever and I couldn't take it so I faked an asthma attack
being serenaded is actually kind of awkward 2/10 do not reccommend
doc says my ankle might be broken, they're going to do xrays. He asked me what happened and I told him if he could find out that would be great.
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