Where does it all go? I've busted inside of you like 10 times in the last week.
how did we ever eat at restaurants where they DIDNT squirt-gun tequila in our mouths?
We just made a drinking game out of our chemistry review. This might explain my chemistry grade.
Idgaf if he's a manwhore, he's like the mt. everest of penises. howcan I NOT try to put that inside me?
No, you always delete them without reading. Enjoy the virtue of morning innocence. What are you doing today.
Just so were clear I meant the head your face is on
I was late because I helped this old romanian lady mow her lawn at 2AM.
Ive never seen one person more proud of themselves of peeing in public and getting away with it.
We can stop fighting if you send me a picture of your dick standing at full attention wearing a sock.
I'll wait.
It can also be a hat.
xanax give me strength to not ask where we stand with booty calls
He got in a fight. Then called me drunk to see if he should bail his friends out, or walk through a Taco Bell drive-thru. True love.
I need dunkaroos back in my life.
so you 69ed him in the parking lot of your apartment
yah I won't allow him in my apartment
Come on, will you just fuck him so we can watch Star Wars.
I'm tired, but I'm gonna go with "I watched the debate last night and part of my soul died"
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