Buhtt sex?
Well, emily woke up in Hoboken, cati woke up in jersey city, and i woke up in brooklyn....and our hotel room we rented in the city remained empty. Best birthday yet.
I think I should have my paycheck direct deposited to the bar
Nothing ruins a good sext like too many emoticons
He was spoon feeding me wine all night.
Apparently in gay bars the restroom signs are just a formality. Its a free for all in there
I've come to realize that after waking up this morning for work no one wins in bar dice.
I take it that, because we are not guzzling a box of franzia, everything went alright?
Just watched a guy ride a bike off his roof into his pool. On my way to the liquor store, picking you up in 20
You have to sext the same way you right a resume, you can only use active verbs
He stared me down while singing "Let Me Love You" to me while we were having sex. I don't know whether to marry him or file a restraining order.
One does not fall in love, one falls flat on the their face after leaving a bar
I told him I wish we were at my house cause then I could tell him to get out after we had sex.
Its almost 1 am and u wanna get together and cry naked
Drunk me made cabbage burritos at 1am after going to hustler hollywood.\nI bought socks. Lol
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