You smell like a Billy Joel song
Im def. not watching the CMAs. If Kanyes not gonna be there whats the point?
no more everclear, i just stood next to the toilet and peed my pants. then went back to the party soaking wet.
A slipped finger up the butt isn't the end of the world
he squeezed my boobs like he didn't know what else to do with them, then turned down head...
told you he was gay.
Well you really should've thought of that before you painted your walls the same color as your toilet
Just saw ur booking photo. Love that u were already wearing orange. Its like u knew
i'll get you drunk even if i have to inject alcohol into your arm through an IV
you're the only one i would trust to do that
I was an emotional waste case that night. She made me stroke her ponytail.
They don't allow McDonald's in the ER. Go figure
She asked me to head butt her and after half a bottle of whiskey that seemed reasonable.
So I just did the math and everything in this room except the computer and my clothes has been in my vagina
Yea, she's 42 I'm 23. Girls our age are terrible. All they need is a divorce and a bottle of wine
I think the paper my teacher just handed back to me had one of his pubes on it, I'm way too hungover for this
They are like untrained puppies reaking havoc on a newly furnished house. Out of control.
You just compared our vaginas to a newly furnished house...I can dig it.
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