Pappa wants mamma naked
I'm almost 25, which means I can ride with girls that have permits
normal stoners make pot brownies. gay stoners make pot chocolate covered cherries on a cinnamon graham cracker crust which by the way are very effective.
Phease come get me i thought i was in a place i don't even understand
I ride home in a shopping cart. Don't at like you aren't jealous.
We were in the backseat and he was giggling uncontrolably. It felt like I was giving head to a 10 year old girl.
they have pregnancy tests at the dollar store
I feel like that is one of those things that you should not cheap out on.
Miserable. My projectile vomit just woke me up from a 5.5 hour nap.
I have a beer in one hand and a slim fast in another. It's another one of those wednesday nights.
he broke off your car antennae to use as a walking stick before he smoked because he claimed to lack the facial strength needed to open his eyes when he's high
and he's drinking a bud lime in his profile pic meaning i can out drink him, meaning i would clearly be the alpha in our relationship
FACE TIME HER WHILE YOU GUYS BANG
Do you have any puffy paint? I want to put "fiesta muthafuckas" on my sombrero but its too much to bedazzle.
My phone just said I texted someone at 430a and said let's fight. Then I texted them an hour later and said thanks.
gonna guess the empty vodka bottle and open can of tuna in the bathroom drawer are related?
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