He is fucking rediculously sexy. DO HIM NOW. NOW. NOW. NOW.
She pulled a cheeseburger out of her purse. I have missed her so much.
Just got roadhead in a driving snowstorm. That shit should be a Winter X games event.
I just realized I am holding a beer in 133 out of 134 photos of me on my facebook page.
Nobody is perfect
I'm at Waffle House wearing one of the paper hats in the other
I don't know if its because i'm stoned or what but painting my kitchen yellow makes it look crooked
Woke up with two cats staring at me. One covered in puke thats giving me a look that says it might be my fault. Where am I? Come get me.
I woke up on the ground next to a bed of naked men. I'm either a drunken genius or the enemy....
You do resemble something that has been used as a chew toy.
Me ending up in the fetal position in my shower is becoming far too commonplace. It's like a weekly therapy session
The fact that I'm going to be living with you is starting to make me worry about my heatlh.
Ya that ship has sailed dude
Hooked up to multiple episodes of Even Stevens last night. What the fuck.
If we're single and alone together, the fuck angels shall sing upon our nude bodies.
chasing tequila with frosting. best baby shower ever.
So much for no-infidelity-fridays....
Grandma keeps pulling a bottle of captain from her pocket and spiking people's drinks.. She just yelled "I'm DAMN HOT to be a grandma!" .. I LOVE HER.
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