I think I gave almost everyone at that party the clap last night
this other lifeguard and I are actually considering paying a kid to shit in the pool
she went to type in rate my professors and rate my pussy came up in my recent searches. needless to say, i will likely be masturbating to the aforementioned site tonight.
Too many people are naked here for this to be normal.
You know why I moved here? No public intoxication law. A cop just helped me from my bent over vomit pose, asked if I was ok, and gave me a ride home.
Not a single person will look me in the eye. Last night must've been bad.
Well yea but it's the principle of the thing.. The fact that he could actually BE your daddy
If I had to summarise my weekend I would do so using the words "horrifying romanian moonshine"
For sure. I'm slow cooking a 6 pound pork shoulder wrapped in bacon. If that doesn't scream "guys I'm going into culinary arts lets get drunk" I'm not sure what does.
My eczema on my back is flaring up so he rubbed coconut oil on it while we were boning down. If that's not a picture of 8 years married I dunno what is.
I asked him to change the channel. There was no way I could do reverse cowgirl with golf on.
She took me into the bathroom and force fed me a panini, it was pretty good.
just woke up on the floor with a bottle in my hand. and by bottle, i mean a baby bottle. half filled with tequila.
I’m going to have to rewatch all of them. Drugs, man.
The ass gains better be worth it
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