Hard to imagine a reason apart from blow jobs that I'm awake at 530 am.
He just turned on a sound machine. I need to get the fuck out of here.
i go for whatevers easier....i'm bisexual strictly due to the convenience factor
The background of my phone is you taped to the wall wearing a cowboy hat
Oh just chilling alone with a stranger baby while everyone else clambakes the bathroom. Probation is the reason there is bad things in the world.
I had sex with a Dutch boy on a rock last night. Happy graduation! x x
So I told him it takes a lot to get me drunk & he said he was the heavyweight champion in college. We high-fived. Obviously I'm the favorite child.
I just literally had a dance party in my closet. I've never been this blazed.
Definitely broke my toe and messed up my knee walking back. Drink hitch hiking should never happen again.
So the guy I hooked up with during welcome week just tried to booty call me from across the lecture hall at 9am. I don't think he gets how this works...
Technically, I traded a soft pretzel for sex last night...
just wanted to eat pizza off his dick so he let me and he can never forget it
My new favorite word is dickbag. I think its relevant here. And I say that with all the love in the world.
Met a beautiful Irishman two nights in a row. I may never come back.
He was shirtless in my yard saying he was jesus
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