belinda wants 2 know wr u got ur butt pads
i dont wear butt pads that thang is au naturel
Yeah...right...LMAO
i just walked passed a table of guys by myself.. they looked @ me talked and then yelled 7
id pin you as more of an 8
it's like your virginity...sometimes you have to pretend like it's still there
I remember coming home with a cat... I havent seen it all day. Shit.
I think I actually have rug burn on my eye.
Fuck I am starving. I don't think I've eaten in the past two days.
You didnt need to. Gin is like eggs, its a perfectly nutrionally balanced meal.
I've literally never felt worse
My body feels like its decomposing
Oh boom. You're officially Dr Phil. I need to have sex that I actually remember participating in.
We got to the hotel at 12AM with nothing but a plastic bag of magnum condoms and lube, while wearing glow sticks. The receptionist handed us a bunch of water bottles and said "These are on us.", not even phased by three dudes about to have a threesome. I love this town.
My boyfriend told me that I said I wanted to "feast on her vagina"... Glad I don't remember.
Dead. I am actually dead. Also, worst nightmare confirmed: throwing up in a four hundred person lecture.
girls shouldnt black out with american flag bandaids on their nips
At least he uses his lack of impulse control for chaotic good instead of chaotic evil
I sure hope so...I wonder if he could tell in that email that I'm really good at blow jobs. Hopefully he heard that tone. Any means necessary.
Still had our rainbow strip poker new years tradition. End of night we were only wearing mask.
Did you get the usual surprise pics from the strange straight you like to sprinkle in.
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