Hehe I wanna Australian kiss.. Its like a French kiss but down under ;)
She just wrapped her tongue around my thumb.....lizard girl may be my next wife.
if you want blown tonight you're gonna have to take me up on that offer now. in less then 45 minutes you're gonna be blacked out and i'm not doing something i'm not getting credit for in the morning.
He looks like the kind of guy that would jack off to weird things.
Ok say I was sexually attracted to a patient who also happens to be in high school...on how many levels is that illegal? And will I actually hear the laws break when I fuck him
He lectured me about the dangers of drugs while wearing a sombrero and doing interpretive dance.
Theres a picture of me with cut up clothes rolling in the policeman's lawn, I missed you, summer.
TAKE ALL THE MAERHMALLOWS AND PUT THEM ALL IN THE MAGICAL NIGHTSTAND
Some guy wearing a horse mask just knocked on my door and started whinnying. I opened the door and he was like, "...oh sorry, wrong room..." so awk.
Just walked into the bar to find a guy in a Boba Fett helmet leaning casually against the wall, texting. This night just got real.
I am so excited I do not know how I will sleep.
It's like the Christmas morning of dicks
Dude. I need you to practice dancing around in your banana hamock. Party boy style. I'll call later with details.
this makes me concerned. not enough to actually do anything about it, but yeah.
Cocaine bath bombs are a really bad idea
She's wear your skin crazy! Is it wrong that I'm gonna fuck her 1 more time though?
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