how do you have sooo much energy?
billy mays threw in a lil somethin extra when i ordered some oxiclean last week
so let's talk penis.
After you took the handle off the bathroom door I had to coach the Scottish guy sitting on the toilet, throwing up in his own lap, how to put his pants back on. Yes, I think he won the drinking game.
i just wasnt prepared to have the baby of one of two french firemen. threesomes are too confusing.
Apparently she doesn't appreciate the significance of eskimo sisterhood as much as I do.
Bring it all. We will have a potluck of drugs. It will be magical.
raced the clock twice to day to see if i could get off before my computer died and before i left for my noon bar crawl... win, win
lets go back to having secrets in our friendship
I am currently watching him baptize himself in a baby pool with a handle of belvedere while wearing a coral dress.
I want to have sex with him.
There was blow residue on my chem book and my TA was like, did u stain your notebook with CaCO3?
Oh and no more ball pics to my family. Got in a little trouble over that. They have no sense of humor.
Just puke out the sadness. Like a fuckin dragon.
Whiskey dick is like insurance for making bad decisions
That's what every 12 year old basketball team needs; a drunk and hungover lady eating KD whilst cheering them on. Highlight of their lives.
What would you say is a healthy ratio of sex vs. being called a fucking asshole in a relationship?
Do you understand how hard it is to go down on a guy underwater? Didn't think so....
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