Cumbucket.....OH MY GOD THAT COMES UP AUTOMATICALLY NOW!!
I've only been here for an hour and I've already made 6 babies cry.
Happy Birthday
I just found 17 dollars of saltine crackers in my room. confused incredibly. suprised not at all.
all of his pictures were taken on a library computer, how did you even consider fucking him?
Well, I can't relate. I have no idea what it feels like to withhold sex. Or have self-control in general.
I just got this text "hi this is Julie, I met you last night in the bathroom. You asked me to text you and remind you that you ate an entire lime, because you figured your sober self in the morning would be confused."
So I bought some random chick a shot she puked in her hands then I watched her make out with my roommate
I love you. Happy valentines. Satin Patricks dayyyyyyyyyy. Alreadythrew up. Geeeeerait.
He just stared into my eyes and touched himself. That isn't hooking up.
I like that you're Jewish, because you can rail me on Christmas Eve and it won't be weird.
Me hangover (as projected). That sounds like a plan. Ill do it for Mexico
Yeah last night got weird fast. No lie, a kid pulled a butt-plug with a tail out of his ass.
When we sit on the couch watching TV, she always cups her hand around my balls. Not sure if it's a sign of affection or a "power play" to remind me just how vulnerable I am if she chooses to make an aggressive squeeze.
He's the one named Andrew. In his profile picture he is the one on the right in the monkey costume.
she compared me favorably to her vibrator
which one?
Randomize
