Do u think she knows her nickname is the oompa loompa
Someone just proposed in Subway. Trying not to laugh.
You realize we can hear you jacking off in your room, right?
I like it rough
I feel so grown up. I just went to home depot to buy actual home improvement supplies instead of stuff to make a bong with.
she chased the tour bus screaming I BET YOUR DICK IS THE SIZE OF YOUR MICROPHONE STAND. i think its safe to say were never getting vip passes again.
Was this before or after he told that homeless man outside the bar about his past sexual experiences?
omg. MEgabus. stoned.
Theres these two guys talking.
He might not have any marketable talents, but the kid dry humps like no other.
Definitely! I will do that this week. Right now, watching drag queens play with my dad's beard.
I was gonna turn him down, but he correctly identified a song from Pocahontas.
Wife and kids came home early...naked passed out covered in chili cheese Fritos dad will haunt them forever.
Woke up with a pineapple again... where do i keep on getting these ??
she wants homewrecking advice
are you gonna teach her your ways?
obvs. i'm like her yoda.
You seem like the type to go to a craft sale baked out of your mind. I like you.
Im drinking a CAN of bud light at the bar. Do you really think I care anymore?
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