dude 8 am is too early to start pregaming for new years eve
clearly you are not from wisconsin
Our professor just said "No class today, go get stoned." A guy seriously walked over and hugged him.
He was in me and said I can't believe this happened because of facebook. MOOD KILLER.
once i realized i was actively trying to drink the beer i was sweating out of my body i knew it was time to go to bed
The sweet smell of jungle juice and bad decisions is calling our name.
Yes perhaps we are both wrong. And did you call me bj girl?
its likemy ribs anf my hesrt aew cuddlingn
this may be my drink champagne alone in a bbaby pool in the dark night
Watching the tv in the reflection of my phone cause I'm too hungover to roll over.... Yes it is 4 PM...
I'd like to bring you 40 virgins and treasure chests of gold to make you feel better
He left npr on the whole time when we were doing it. ironic that i lost it on the 100th anniversary of the titanic. thanks michelle norris.
Today is an "outside sex" kind of day.
We got to his house, cuddled while watching game of thrones, then fucked during the repeat airing.
Seriously, I really just burned my nipple making ravioli.. I'd explain, but no reasoning makes this acceptable:/
Dont ask questions just say words. where can i find plan b?
Randomize
