he changed my name in his contacts to "rick", so his mom wouldn't know he was texting me
I'm proud of our boobs and what they could potentially achieve in life.
new rule: i'm not touching his penis until he takes me out to dinner.
you know, if you actually abided by that rule there would be many more successful restauranteurs in ohio.
I STRONGLY considered not bringing that guy home with me last night simply because I'd JUST changed my sheets that morning.
We just had a sexually tense moment where we both chose the trough the pee. I love gay clubs.
It was relaxing until your penis crawled in my ear.
We shaved off his eyebrows I'm pretty sure his fiance will be thrilled at the wedding
I really want to fuck that guy in the full wind breaker suit
Wrestling for my wallet turned into us almost having sex in the middle of the hallway
He's getting me an energy drink and said good morning beautiful. He must sense i'm cutting him off from the sex.
I feel like vibrating beds are just synonymous with venereal diseases.
She took all the bottles out of the shower caddy and replaced them with booze. I just made a shower Manhatten. Imma marry this one.
My Easter dress smells like alcohol, men, and bad decisions
I 100% barfed while bumping the DMX remix of reading rainbow
His dick is social distance approved
Social distance approved?
big enough for me to fuck from six feet away
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