No, veal is cruel because they chain them down, I'm talking about free range human babys here.
Who were the five players on the alien team from space jam?
this coming from the guy that still thinks "pulling out" is a good form of birth control? just walk away
I look like a sausage in jean shorts, you should have woken up earlier and approved my outfit.
I feel like I'm one of those people who someone looks at and thinks "how did she get into this college"
I just gave head in the laundry room on campus. He said it was one of the best moments in all of history. Take that, neil armstrong.
He came on my chest. Sat back and said "hey it sorta looks like lake michigan!" kill me now...
Did you seriously take investment advice from our coke dealer?
she said I was laying next to a garbage can in the subway doing key bumps and screaming "its my fucking birthday" repeatedly
My Saturday dick is so much more impressive than my Tuesday dick.
Can we make a sex game out of monopoly somehow?
Yeah. Not my best idea. But I'm hoping for the best . And by best, I mean not jail
We let him drunkenly pack his own bags without checking them. Yet no one was surprised when the TSA girl pulled a 12 pack out of his carry on.
I'm on a walk of shame carrying YOUR pants. You owe me.
Are you coming over for scrambled eggs and hand jobs?
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