I may or may not have just irish jigged at a bar. And broken out in a sweat from it. Not a good sign for that marathon yo.
I don't know what you were told but i for sure didn't sleep with any one but steve's couch.
Yep Great. Apparently I didn't just say things once that night. Drink. Yell. Repeat.
U also mentioned u werent wearing any underwear hahahaha
I GOT MY PERIOD!
damn. i had names picked out.
Just threw up my room service breakfast with my fake eyelashes and pearls still on.
hiding in a bush to avoid a seven dollar cab ride. cabby got out a flashlight and looked for us for like an hour. help.
I got asked if I was pregnant as a pickup line
IM A DRUNK BIRTHDAY CLEOPATRA MESS. CELEBRATE THAT BITCH
I drove two hours just to throw up on myself today at the beach. My family saw the whole thing and my younger cousin cried
I just hope when I turn 21, it doesn't tank my entire semester.
If your boss lets you sleep on his couch, you don't pay him back by boning his daughter.
Woke up in time for my 8:15
Good for you I'm impressed
I realized 10 minutes in it was a class from last semester
The "don't have sex with him again" alerts you set on my phone just started going off.
Good. "Seriously, don't do it" should start in about five minutes.
Looks better than the half a blow job I got the other night which I had to finish myself. From a chick I refer to simply as "mom jeans".
Caprisun cuts tequila surprisingly well...
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