i am NOT doing that with my feet, or any part of my body
It smelt so bad when i tried biting off her underwear that i didn't want to touch with my mouth
even through the webcam i could tell he was aiming for my face/hair
Not really fighting over the same girl. He takes her out to dinner and then I come over and fuck her. We've worked out the perfect relationship.
i offered her breakfast shots. she politely declined.
are you aware you chucked your pizza at a girl's face after the bar last night?
Woke up this morning with a junior police officer sticker over my nipple this morning.
I wasn't vocally whispering "she wants to bite your dick off" about that kirsten girl was I?
we had break-up sex in a port-a-potty. how do you think it went?!
Well pulled into the driveway, and there she was. Kinda like a Vegas version of the mint on a pillow
Please tell me you woke up next to the hot one cause his ugly friend is still snoring in my bed and my favorite panties are ripped.
Wingwoman of the year. I'll buy you dinner tonight and a new thong. It was THAT good.
I found you walking along the street hammered. You walked up said hi and handed me a beer.
Signs you do Molly too much. Glow sticks fallout of random articles of clothing on academic row
saw a family tailgating a graduation with hard liquor... i'm assuming yours?
are you shitting me? they told me they'd at least wait until 10am
It's taking all of my will power not to chug this margarita. This must be the life of an adult...
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