I'd do that. But we would need storm trooper helmets.
you gave the police officer your chanel wallet and said 'just keep it the i.d. is fake too'.
I think thats the most anyones ever pregamed for rollerskating
2 rounds of irish car bombs have already been taken to your 5 year sober anniversary
Please rescue me. but take your time, im getting pizza
usual friday morning routine. the pants i wore last night are in my passenger seat and im rooting through the pockets trying to make exact change at the dunkin donuts drive thru
No I just rolled on the floor giggling. I think that's the equivalent to a post sex victory dance.
Got my parents to pick me up from the party, take me to the bar and buy all my drinks, then drop me off at my booty calls house.
I'm eating cereal out of a cocktail shaker. That kind of blizzard.
So apparently having sex with your co-worker in the bathroom at the staff party can get you fired.
My sister's exploding appendix just cock blocked me...
Why are you barefoot at a strip club?
Dude, you fell into a tree, and both of the tables, AND the window well... Resilient aren't you?
How much have you had to drink?
Qhaghao Oslo?
That seems like quite a lot.
The cl.oudds are foaming a really big pen.Is OMG.
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