I found your twin in sf. His name is ryan. And you are the evil one.
High as balls & about to be tanning. Helloooo 15 minute vacay.
get over here soon, theyre throwing bbeers at us from the roof. keyword : throwing
Teeth make me feel like a dinosaur. Can you feel yours?
I just stood on my roof naked pouring vodka onto my garden. sweet dreams
YOU CAN'T JUST DO COKE AND THEN CALM DOWN
I drew a nude short fat middle aged woman today and liked it
It was honestly one of my favorite days in art class except for the 20 min she faced me and kept looking at me and we made eye contact
do u know what happened to the bottles last night?
apparently we hid them.... i google mapped the location into my phone
This hickey is now green and covers half my neck. I have an alien hickey. I think he thought my neck was dinner.
Just to let you know... If you ever want to get me a gift, the One Direction perfume comes out soon....... It's called Our Moment. It's an appropriate gift for a 25 year old woman.
I think I freaked him out last night. We got back to my place and I made chicken nuggets, chicken Alfredo, and half of one of those huge oreida hashbrown bags. And then ate all of it
I threw up through my nose tonight. Happy cinco de mayo
A homeless man just offered me vodka. The power it took to deny it deserves an award.
I just have to decide what I love more, food or dick.
The last time I saw you you got angry and yelled "WHISKEY DOESNT COUNT" ... I think that's at least a 7 on the hotmess scale.
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